Have you spotted him?
If you don't like Greggs, are you even Northern?
"We just didn't like you"
Alright lad, are you up to owt?
There were...actual...trees...and grass?!
I'll be there for you, mate
We're in this together...
That explains why our battery is so shit
3. Your date nights are now mainly pizza deliveries and Netflix
"Sun has made my neighbours giddy and my street seems to be recreating an episode of shameless outside"