10 Hilarious Things That Mancunians Overheard Around The City Centre
"Mate, you live in Boobchester."
It doesn't matter if you try and listen in or not - sometimes snippets of other people's conversations just drift to your ears.
And who knows what they mean, but some of the quotes are hilarious.
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Overheard a conversation in Asda today about all the Easter chocolate for sale ---— Eric Lepp (@Eric_Lepp) March 31, 2018
"Easter is like Christmas for Christians."
It is good to be back in Manchester :)
Overheard conversation: "Remember that day City won the cup and you got so pissed that you threw up in your own shoe?" Love you, #Manchester— Mat Johns (@Mat_S_Johns) March 29, 2018
Overheard a snarky bro half-ironically say "But we live in MANchester." Which is cute, because the name derives from Mamcunium, from "mamma" meaning "breast-shaped hill." Mate, you live in Boobchester.#InternationalWomensDay— Alastair James Dickie (@alastairjdickie) March 8, 2018
Walked past a little girl in Manchester who looked 4 or 5 and overheard "mummy I can smell vegan sausages."— Donna (@donna92) February 18, 2018
Welcome to 2018.
Do vegan sausages even have a distinctive smell?!
“Nothing is better than a weather forecast that says it’s raining in London but sunny in Manchester” - Amen. #OverheardInManchester— Megan Lawton (@megan_lawton) February 11, 2018
Overheard on the no. 50 bus in Manchester today "my Dad owes £7,500 in debt to the water company because he says he won't pay for something that falls from the sky". I weep for society.— Harry Potter 🧠 (@HPneuro) February 7, 2018
Been back in Manchester 17 hours. Overheard the sentence "Corbyn is mint" three times. 🙌— Jack Mumford (@jackmumf) September 23, 2017
Overheard some first year on the magic bus complaining about life to her mate, next minute, poor bird starts crying saying life in Manchester is so much responsibility she wants to climb back in the womb. Think she was from the south🐸☕— Beth Simmons (@BethSimmonsXX) November 14, 2017
Overheard in Manchester 'Spoons...— Sam Miley (@SamMiley_) September 17, 2017
Girl: 'I'm proper posh me'
Bloke: 'oh aye, where you from then?'
7 y/o Londoner overheard on @MCRMetrolink 'mummy what language do they speak in manchester, it sounds a bit strange'— liv rosser (@liv_rosser) August 23, 2017