30 Of The Most Hilarious Quotes From Liam Gallagher Over The Years
As you were...
Let's face it, if you ever needed cheering up you could literally spend hours sifting through the words of Liam Gallagher, our lad.
The absolute legend that is LG is known for his bangin' tunes but even more so for his words of wisdom.
To commemorate such top words, we've put together some of his best stuff. Why?
1. The best comeback...
If this is what skint and desperate looks like then kiss my arse you BALLBAGS as you were LFUKING x pic.twitter.com/15kMNEVMSZ— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) August 4, 2018
2. His positivity
"I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, `What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.` And then I brighten up."
3. His thoughts on Glastonbury
“I f***ing hate Glastonbury, mate. I’m only here for the money.”
4. His thoughts on sauce
There's only 2 sauces worth there wait in gold that's HP and HEINZ the rest can kiss my arse JESUS SAVES LG x— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) February 7, 2017
5. When he confuses Noel for a vegetable
Potato pic.twitter.com/naIX8TpppC— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 24, 2016
6. His thoughts on the sea
“Fuck the sea. I ain’t going in that. Fuck that, mate. That ain’t meant for us. That’s meant for the sharks, and the jellyfish, tadpoles and stuff.”
I ain't ever seen a dolphin in a dog tooth suit have you no there you go LG x— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) February 24, 2016
8. More positivity
SHITBAG— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) July 6, 2011
Dodecahedron LG x— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 3, 2015
10. His thoughts on his former band
FUCK OASIS— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 24, 2016
11. On Chris Martin
“Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher. What’s all that with writing messages about Free Trade? If he wants to write things down I’ll give him a pen and a pad of paper. Bunch of students.”
12. On Wayne Rooney
“He looks like a fucking balloon with a fucking Weetabix crushed on top. He’s better off as a skinhead, isn’t he?”
13. Another potato reference
POTATO pic.twitter.com/C13BbKFyCH— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) July 9, 2016
14. And again
Nothing worse than being told to go fuck your self by a potato as you were you LG x pic.twitter.com/mYrrniaZ2S— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) August 2, 2016
15. And again...
Pouting Potato LG x pic.twitter.com/K8y3AOFeYQ— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) June 29, 2016
16. Opening up about his past
“I’m an average lad who was born in Burnage who played conkers. Conkers, mate. Conkers. The lot. And now I'm in a band and nothing's changed.”
17. The American opinion
“Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it.”
18. Just too funny
THE POTATO STRIKES BACK LG x pic.twitter.com/F8V8Wwnwka— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) September 29, 2016
19. Not a fan of fog machines
“Turn that fucking shit fog machine off.”
20. Embrace it LG
“They think I'm a big-mouthed cunt from Manchester, and they’d be correct.”
21. Wood pigeon?
To all you NG fanboys I can and will sing any song he wrote bigger better than him even if I was kicked in the bollox by a wood pigeon LG— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) March 19, 2017
22. On The Beatles
"The Beatles play guitars, we play guitars. The Beatles got hair, we've got hair. The Beatles got arms, we've got arms."
23. On meeting a celebrity
Maradona shakes the hand of God ! pic.twitter.com/GfFxdvYi— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) April 30, 2012
24. On himself
"Being me is the best f***ing gig in the world."
Buy yer own fucking glue LG x— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 30, 2016
26. His back up plan?
"If I wasn't a musician I don't know. I'd be God, maybe? That would be a good job."
27. On Christmas
“The usual. I’ll be sitting there all day, getting wankered. Probably eating loads of fucking food an’ all. What are the kids after this year? What do you think? Loads of fucking toys.”
28. Cheery Liam
The sun has got its hat on hip hip hip hooray the sun has got its hat on and it's coming out to play as you were LG— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) July 9, 2017
29. On his garden
"I much prefer it be fucking paved. The minute I get some money in the bank there’ll be fucking concrete going over it."
30. On swimming
"I can't swim. I can have a bath and that. I'm all right in a hot tub. But put me out in the ocean and I'm gone."
As you were, LG.