30 Of The Most Hilarious Quotes From Liam Gallagher Over The Years

As you were...

Liam Gallagher

Let's face it, if you ever needed cheering up you could literally spend hours sifting through the words of Liam Gallagher, our lad.

The absolute legend that is LG is known for his bangin' tunes but even more so for his words of wisdom.

To commemorate such top words, we've put together some of his best stuff. Why?

Here's why...

1. The best comeback...

2. His positivity

"I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, `What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.` And then I brighten up."

3. His thoughts on Glastonbury

“I f***ing hate Glastonbury, mate. I’m only here for the money.”

4. His thoughts on sauce

5. When he confuses Noel for a vegetable

6. His thoughts on the sea

“Fuck the sea. I ain’t going in that. Fuck that, mate. That ain’t meant for us. That’s meant for the sharks, and the jellyfish, tadpoles and stuff.”

7. Huh?

8. More positivity

9. Erm...

10. His thoughts on his former band

11. On Chris Martin

“Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher. What’s all that with writing messages about Free Trade? If he wants to write things down I’ll give him a pen and a pad of paper. Bunch of students.”

12. On Wayne Rooney

“He looks like a fucking balloon with a fucking Weetabix crushed on top. He’s better off as a skinhead, isn’t he?”

13. Another potato reference

14. And again

15. And again...

16. Opening up about his past

“I’m an average lad who was born in Burnage who played conkers. Conkers, mate. Conkers. The lot. And now I'm in a band and nothing's changed.”

17. The American opinion

“Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it.”

18. Just too funny

19. Not a fan of fog machines

“Turn that fucking shit fog machine off.”

20. Embrace it LG

“They think I'm a big-mouthed cunt from Manchester, and they’d be correct.”

21. Wood pigeon?

22. On The Beatles

"The Beatles play guitars, we play guitars. The Beatles got hair, we've got hair. The Beatles got arms, we've got arms."

23. On meeting a celebrity

24. On himself

"Being me is the best f***ing gig in the world."

25. Please

26. His back up plan?

"If I wasn't a musician I don't know. I'd be God, maybe? That would be a good job."

27. On Christmas

“The usual. I’ll be sitting there all day, getting wankered. Probably eating loads of fucking food an’ all. What are the kids after this year? What do you think? Loads of fucking toys.”

28. Cheery Liam

29. On his garden

"I much prefer it be fucking paved. The minute I get some money in the bank there’ll be fucking concrete going over it."

30. On swimming

"I can't swim. I can have a bath and that. I'm all right in a hot tub. But put me out in the ocean and I'm gone."

As you were, LG.

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