Poor lad was just having a gander
This is not a drill!
He says he was 'goaded' and 'lost it'
Shopworkers came to the rescue
Just in case you were wondering...
"The Prince was none too picky, but this one was out of his league, he'd never seen a maiden so fair, plus he hadn't had sex in a week"
So true, so very true
We all know at least one of these people
If you haven't watched these already, now's the time...
Travolta at his finest...