That's how you answer back...
Would you do it?
Surely 7pm is a bit too early for something like this...
"It's spitting, everybody in!"
Warning: highly sexual content
It's not Terry's, it's mine...
Think of the children!
"Having Vienetta with your Sunday dinner"
The good, the bad and the uglyyyyy
When the 'family friend' comes round, it's time to hide in your room