Heart-Shaped Pigs In Blankets Exist Because Nothing Says I Love You Like Meat Wrapped In Meat

Are you ready for the ‘Love Sausage’?

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Just when you thought the Valentine’s Day Heart shaped mania couldn’t get any weirder, M&S has announced they will be selling giant heart-shaped pigs in blankets otherwise known as the ‘Love Sausage’ (which is a hell of euphemism might I add).

The pork sausage which is lightly-truffled and wrapped in crispy bacon will be available in store from tomorrow.

In the advertisement, M&S show two perfect looking fried eggs in the middle of the ‘Love Sausage’ and if I’m honest it does look like the perfect ‘breakfast in bed’ for a couple to share.

And I’m not saying you need to be a romantic couple to enjoy this chunk of meat. Grab your best gal pal and enjoy a Galentine’s day brekkie in the best way possible.

People on Twitter are already losing their collective minds over M&S’s latest creation, with many people being very...uhh..taken aback by the name 'Love Sausage'.

The new addition hits the shelf on tomorrow (Friday 8th Feb) and I am assuming will only be available for a limited time so you'll have to act quick if you want your very own 'Love Sausage'.

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Shannon Aldwell

Loves a cheese and wine night. Can quote any Friends episode ever. Ultra competitive at trivia nights. Originally from a land down under. For story enquires please contact shannon@lovin.com