Heart-Shaped Pigs In Blankets Exist Because Nothing Says I Love You Like Meat Wrapped In Meat
Are you ready for the ‘Love Sausage’?
Just when you thought the Valentine’s Day Heart shaped mania couldn’t get any weirder, M&S has announced they will be selling giant heart-shaped pigs in blankets otherwise known as the ‘Love Sausage’ (which is a hell of euphemism might I add).
Are you ready for our Love Sausage? Heart-shaped, lightly-truffled, wrapped in bacon and in store tomorrow. Say it with sausages – tag who you’ll be sharing your Love Sausage with this Valentine's Day! #MyMarksFave pic.twitter.com/VPQi4ENnsn— M&S (@marksandspencer) February 7, 2019
The pork sausage which is lightly-truffled and wrapped in crispy bacon will be available in store from tomorrow.
In the advertisement, M&S show two perfect looking fried eggs in the middle of the ‘Love Sausage’ and if I’m honest it does look like the perfect ‘breakfast in bed’ for a couple to share.
And I’m not saying you need to be a romantic couple to enjoy this chunk of meat. Grab your best gal pal and enjoy a Galentine’s day brekkie in the best way possible.
People on Twitter are already losing their collective minds over M&S’s latest creation, with many people being very...uhh..taken aback by the name 'Love Sausage'.
And yet when I shout if anyone's ready for the Love Sausage, I get escorted off your premises. https://t.co/VEGPXNF2I1— Stephen Graham (@PlopGazette) February 7, 2019
The new addition hits the shelf on tomorrow (Friday 8th Feb) and I am assuming will only be available for a limited time so you'll have to act quick if you want your very own 'Love Sausage'.