The Top 10 Tweets From Manchester's Favourite Jolly Joker
Bless his little cotton socks...
(Photo credit: Mark Waugh)
I've got to say, casually stalking Zippy's Twitter account is my guilty pleasure this time of year, and each festive outburst provides a colourful reminder of what Christmas is truly about...
Here's Lovin Manchester's definitive list of what Zippy has to offer to all Mancunians (and unsuspecting visitors to the city) this Christmas...
1. Christmas diet inspo
Scribbled this down the other day when I was at the Manchester Christmas markets! ✏️🎅🏻🍻 pic.twitter.com/J1pmLhSXlA— Ben Wild (@iBenWild) November 21, 2016
Thanks Elf Wild, I look a bit slim though – my bratwurst and macaroon diet is going make those chimneys a tight squeeze. 🎅🏻🍻 https://t.co/tiYYzG2vHx— MCRSanta (@MCRSanta) November 24, 2016
3. The importance of a humble heart
*Strike a pose. Vogue, Vogue*, Vogue … named Manchester one of the best Xmas markets. https://t.co/7NjwZnPIxm I'm ready for the catwalk.— MCRSanta (@MCRSanta) November 22, 2016
5. The sweet art of subtlety
6. Political neutrality
7. How to play it cool
The big day is here, I'm so excited I might leap form my perch and do a Xmas jig. Hope to see all my elves tonight for the big switch on.— MCRSanta (@MCRSanta) November 4, 2016
8. How to defy physics
Wow there’s going to be an ice rink in Cathedral Gardens. I’d pirouette to the Bolero if only I could bend my knees. https://t.co/VdWrlT9KSv— MCRSanta (@MCRSanta) October 28, 2016
9. When to stand up for ourselves (and one another)
Is this your last visit to your favourite city ? What trades union are you in.?Save Santa 2O17 pk https://t.co/b1iXKqFwnx— pat karney (@patkarney) October 26, 2016
10. And finally...when to go quietly
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?? UNHAND ME IMMEDIATELY!! pic.twitter.com/z7rIU5PApk— MCRSanta (@MCRSanta) January 8, 2016