16 Reasons Why Mancunians Are The Worst People In The World
Avoid them at all costs
Their accents are horrendous
Who could find this attractive?
It's like they speak another language
"Stop mitherin, yer peckin me ed"....erm, come again?
They've got no sense of humour
This lot are drier than the Sahara.
They've got shit scran
Reeeal tempting cuisine you got there, guys.
They're devoid of musical talent
Musicians of Mancunia, do yourselves a favour: don't give up the day jobs.
They're abysmal at football
I mean, whose ever heard of Manchester United?
Manchester City who?
I mean, just look at this pathetic display...
They've never produced a writer worth mentioning
Their number one export is pure drivel.
They can't direct to save their lives
We've never once been invited to the Oscars.
They've never contributed anything to the world
You think they'd have invented something useful at this stage...
They're stuck in their ways
Never ones for revolutionary thinking...
They're proper thick
We're not well known for our brains...
They can't do nights out to save their lives
They have terrible fashion sense
Anything but iconic...
(If anyone would like to answer) what music is everyone into? Other than the roses. I like pretty much anything going old/new, r&b/rock. I'm not fussed. Even like One Direction (but I am a teenage girl and they're class I can't deny it). I've been into Etta James lately after watching Cadillac Records (I like Beyoncé too, probably the best working entertainer) #longcaption #Question #TheStoneRoses
They have no sense of community
It's a wonder how we survive..