11 Signs You've Already Mentally Checked Out Of Work Today

"6. 90% of typing is in Whatsapp Desktop"

Checked Out

Are finding yourself "actively disengaged" at work today?

Don't worry, it's Friday: we all are. With the weekend just within reach, it can be hard to summon the motivation to actually be productive.

Here are the symptoms to look out for should you be already mentally clocked out of the job today...

1. You're simply doing an impression of somebody who's doing their job


2. You've embraced a 'Fuck It' attitude

Dont Give A Fuck

3. Because of this attitude, you've become impervious to criticism

No Fucks

4. Your bathroom breaks are starting to, well, take the piss


5. You enthusiastically volunteer for coffee runs

Ill Go

6. 90% of typing is in Whatsapp Desktop


7. You're not-so-slyly watching YouTube videos on repeat

Youtube At Work

8. You're liking Friday memes on Facebook and Twitter like nobody's business because they're so damn ACCURATE


9. You're willing to try ANYTHING to get out of actually working today

Dummy At Work

10. You're listening to weekend party tunes because you're already in the fuckin' zone


11. You have after work drinks arranged to go ahead the second you leave work

Cos you've been mentally prepared for them since Monday morning.


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Written By

James Fenton

Resident football writer, covering City, United and the rest of what the beautiful game brings to our city. I also moonlight in news, current affairs and emmm... burger reviews.