10 Of The Funniest Valentine's Day Tweets From Manchester
We need cheering up...
Seeing your colleagues get smothered in delivery after delivery of roses and boxes of chocolates today is torture no-one should have to endure.
Think Valentine's Day is a load of shite? These 10 tweets will cheer you up...
When being single requires a sick day
Booked valentines off work so I don’t need to witness everybody in love— holly. (@_hmdx_) February 13, 2018
Relationship status: making my dog a Valentine’s card 💞 pic.twitter.com/6t1jBej1tZ— DidsburyGirl (@didsburygirl) February 13, 2018
Who says romance isn't dead?
Checked Sainsbury's, Tescos and Morrisons but still can't find a Valentines that says 'It's your turn to bottom'— Conor Collins (@conartworks) February 13, 2018
Pancake day > valentine's anyway
They put Pancake day so close to Valentine’s Day so us ugly people have something to look forward to as well— Luke Rush (@LukeJRush) February 13, 2018
Who said mancs don't do romance?
First valentines and cals just said to me he will give me the money to buy myself a card if that isn’t true love I don’t know what is😍— Megan Marsh (@meganmarshhh) February 13, 2018
When people be creepin'
As if some guys outdone me for valentines and sent my Mrs a card 😂 best up me game tomorrow. Got myself some competition. pic.twitter.com/mlb6HhNemh— Chris Booth (@ChrisBoothh) February 13, 2018
idk which one is worse— Dani 👸🏼 (@Danidinger) February 13, 2018
today is pancake day and I'm on a diet
tomorrow is valentines day and I'm single pic.twitter.com/go55ZLVKbe
Me this Valentine's Day 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/yOA3iG0aOB— Charis Entwistle (@charis1990) February 13, 2018
Kid's got game
Yooo I’m sitting here watching Gilmore girls and eating valentines chocolate alone and my 12yo brother comes in hands me a ten and asks me to get him flowers for his girl tomorrow and says I can get myself something too what is my life— (insert gay nonsense) (@gayandhopeless) February 13, 2018
The only thing I’m getting for Valentine’s Day this year is a Snapchat from Team Snapchat 🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️— Carrigan Emily🌙 (@carriganemily__) February 13, 2018
We're turning today into Pancake Wednesday anyway...