10 Absolutely Mint Tweets About Manchester From The Past Week
Oh, the Manchester humour - it's top in all of the world, even if we do say so ourselves.
One of the best bits about Twitter is that 140 characters is more than enough for the wits among us to bring out some bloody hilarious thoughts.
Here's our pick of the week's tweets.
£1000 for the iPhone 8? I hope airplane mode takes me on fucking holiday— Ryan O'Neill (@ryan10mufc) September 12, 2017
All I need is about 20 holidays and 100000 alcoholic beverages.— Tom Shepherd (@Tom_Shepz) September 12, 2017
Is that so much to ask for?
Me when I get paid pic.twitter.com/CrPOYyLYb6— Jack Skellington (@J4CKMULL) September 12, 2017
So, my husband finds it funny to make me jump by holding my dog around corners like this...— Lacey London (@thelaceylondon) September 11, 2017
Somebody call CHILDLINE 😖😖 pic.twitter.com/RiPPCeFpPq— james 🐴 (@jameshorsfield_) September 11, 2017
"Hello, police? I'd like to report a slaying" pic.twitter.com/IYBGjFuppx— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) September 11, 2017
Not even hiring a Michael Jackson impersonator is going to distract from the shite he's coming out with pic.twitter.com/Ps5Q0dXwkS— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) September 10, 2017