22 Reasons Men Should Absolutely Not Pay On A First Date

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Firstdate

Ah first dates. 

We've all had to go on them and we've all had to negotiate the awkward 'who pays' conversation at the end.

For years it been assumed that men should foot the bill but it's the 21st century now so it's time we started acting that way. 

Here's why men shouldn't pay on first dates: 

1. What if she ate more than you?

Fair's fair.

Eatalot

2. You may never see them again

How would she ever pay you back?

3. Women love bad boys

Nice guys finish last.

Badguy

4. She picked the restaurant

You would never have picked somewhere THIS fancy.

5. You sacrificed watching the match with your mates

Wonder what the score is?

Watchmatch

6. You're poor

You don't even know why you're here. 

Nomoney

7. You missed the early bird menu

"We specifically agreed to meet before 7."

8. She fell asleep

Emmm...

Womanasleep

9. She gets paid more

"Have I mentioned I was poor?"

10. She burped

Well, that's just rude. 

Burp

11. She drinks like a fish 

"Come on now, do we really need that third Jaegerbomb?"

Drunkgirl

12. You're both men

How does this work?

Men

13. You're both women

Same question. 

Women

14. She likes Donald Trump

Runaway

15. She ordered wings 

Sauce... everywhere. 

16. She ordered the most expensive thing on the menu 

"Again... POOR!"

Understand

17. She was shit banter 

When will this end?

Bored

18. She brought her children 

I am NOT paying for four people. 

No

19. It's 2016 

It ain't the bleedin 50s.

50S

20. She keeps interrupting your hilarious anecdotes

What is this?

Letmefinish

21. She ordered dessert

This has gone too far.

Why

22. And finally, she left halfway through the meal

And you will be alone forever. 

Alone

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Written By

James Fenton

Resident football writer, covering City, United and the rest of what the beautiful game brings to our city. I also moonlight in news, current affairs and emmm... burger reviews.

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