Christmas is a wonderful time of year. The streets are filled with glittering fairy lights and festive cheer while our bellies are full of bratwursts and mulled wine.
However, it is also the time of year when retailers go particularly insane and release outrageously tacky Christmas-themed items.
This year, online fashion retailer BooHoo has taken the cake.
I present to you, Christmas wreath nipple covers.
The craziest part about the whole thing is that they have sold out online! Meaning people have actually spent £5 of their hard earned money to purchase these garish monstrosities.
The nipple wreaths are made up of tiny red and green pompoms and two mini bells in the centre.
Not only would the tinsel be incredibly uncomfortable against your skin, but surely having nipples that ‘jingle’ every time you walk is a step too far.
Unsurprisingly, people on twitter are equally flabbergasted.
@boohoo is selling Christmas wreath nipple covers… stop the planet, I want to get off ????????????
— Bethanie ???? (@Bethanyxxo) November 7, 2018
BooHoo recommend that you perform a skin test 24 hours before wear and that you do not wear them for more than 8 hours.
I would recommend you not wear them at all and instead put your 5 quid towards a mug of mulled wine at the markets!